Hey, Self,

You should probably go pack and then go to bed.


No. I don't wanna.

Hey, Self,

How 'bout you go to bed and get up before noon tomorrow?

No. I don't have class tomorrow and I'm not tired.

Dear Self,

Being bitter is no way to attract people.

Love,
Self

Dear Self,

Don't read regretsy.com while eating. There's some fucked up shit on that site.

Love,
Self

Dear Self,

MIKA is your happy music. Any time you find yourself being unnecessarily grumpy, put MIKA on.

Love,
Self

Dear Self,

Just be a hermit for the rest of your life. Things are much easier that way.

Love,
Self

Hey, Self,

How 'bout you pop a cough drop, grab a book, climb into bed, and read until you fall asleep?

Late Night with Jimmy Fallon comes on in an hour. No.