Dear Self,

FYI - food is kinda necessary for life. You should probably eat more often. Just sayin'.

Love,
Self

Dear Self,

It's time to bring out the security blanket and comfort food - AKA, Ted Leo and the Pharmacists.

Love,
Self

Dear Self,

Okay. Yeah. No more MIKA.

Love,
Self

Dear Self,

Maybe you should think about listening to something else other than MIKA.

No? Okay.

Love,
Self

Dear Self,

It's time to cut you off. No more Twitter or Facebook for the rest of the night. Read a book.

Love,
Self

Dear Self,

It would be wonderful if you could remember how to fall asleep. That would make getting up when your alarm goes off much more do-able.

Love,
Self

Dear Self,

Contrary to what you may think, tearing out your uterus will NOT make you feel better. It will make you feel WORSE.

Love,
Self