Dear Self,

WAKE. UP.

Love,
Self

Dear Self,

Next time, don't eat the waffle so quickly.

Love,
Self

Dear Self,

Coffee makes everything exponentially better. Keep this in mind.

Love,
Self

Dear Self,

"Atrocious" is an underused and under-appreciated word - use it more often.

Love,
Self

Dear Self,

I'll write you harmony in C, but I can guarantee you your composition teacher won't like it.

Love,
Self

Dear Self,

You are irritable. For the sake of others' physical, mental, and emotional well-being - DON'T be social.

Love,
Self

Dear Self,

OH SHIT IT'S 4:30AM GET THE FUCK TO BED AND SLEEP GODDAMMIT.

Love,
Self

Dear Self,

That sugar and caffeine at 11:30PM REALLY did not help your "Stay Diurnal!" cause.

Love,
Self

Dear Self,

The word for "not-nocturnal," is "diurnal." Not "dayturnal" as you originally thought.

Love,
Self

Dear Self,

Find out what the word for "not-nocturnal" is.

Love,
Self

Dear Self,

Eating sugar and caffeine at 11:30PM does not help your "Stay not-nocturnal" cause.

Love,
Self

Dear Self,

Stop losing your chapstick. It's not cool.

Love,
Self

Dear Self,

Popcorn that has issues popping in the microwave will have issues tasting delicious. Just FYI.

Love,
Self

Dear Self,

Drinking coffee before taking your blood pressure medication is a bad idea. Just sayin'.

Love,
Self

Dear Self,

Don't hate on the hyper-masculine, straight boys. There are so many cute lesbians that they can't have. Feel bad for them instead.

Love,
Self

Dear Self,

You are not Lucas Silveira. Do not try to sing like him. You'll hurt yourself.

Love,
Self

Dear Self,

You burnt the pizza. Don't do that - it tastes gross.

Love,
Self